The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
So I went back to the abandoned duck warehouse today
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire